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== Overview ==
 
== Overview ==
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An interceptor used by the Police and Navy, but also available on the open market.
 
An interceptor used by the Police and Navy, but also available on the open market.
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== Gossip ==
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'''Overheard conversation in the Benulobiweed Inc. boardroom which was published by [[Other_fictitious_magazines#SPACE|SPACE]]:'''
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<br> <br>
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Q. "W.T.F. is that ? <br>
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A. "A customer said they wanted a Kestrel with more room for cargo." <br>
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Q. "Fat-F**ker looks like it's been on the chips !" <br>
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Q. "How much money is the R&D costing me ?" <br>
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A. "Nothing ..." <br>
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Q. "Nothing ?" <br>
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A. "Got one of the boys to take a lump-hammer & a welder to a Kestrel hull ..." <br>
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Q. "Those are expensive !" <br>
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A. "Not if you do it to a ship already sold to a customer moaning about the lack of space." <br>
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Q. "That's my boy. I see it now: 'Fat-f**ker by Benulobiweed.inc, hand-built by craftsmen'." <br>
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A. "Catchy ... There's more." <br>
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Q. "More ?" <br>
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A. "There's less metal and more room for parts in one of these; sooo, cheaper to make & fewer Tie-interceptor parts." <br>
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Q. "You know I come over all runny when you mention that !" <br>
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... <br>
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Q. "Slower ?" <br>
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A. "No." <br>
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Q. "Handles ok ?" <br>
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A. "Nearly as good as a Kestrel" <br>
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Q. "Cheaper to make ?" <br>
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A. "Cheaper ??" <br>
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Q. "What I said ..." <br>
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A. "Yes." <br>
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Q. "Anyone know ?" <br>
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A. "No." <br>
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Q. "Yes: 'Fat-f***ker, more space, more features, same price !'." <br>
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A. "Catchy... Boss ?" <br>
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Q. "Yes ?" <br>
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A. "Do you think it needs a better name ?" <br>
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Q. "No." <br>
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A. "I was thinking: 'Merlin'." <br>
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Q. "Merlin ?" <br>
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A. "A birdie a bit bigger than a Kestrel." <br>
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... <br>
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Q. "Ooo-yes & also that chap who did magic ! This could be the spell to get us out of the sh*t with GalCop - what ?" <br>
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A. "Very good Sir ..." <br>
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Q. "Benulobiweed ?" <br>
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A. "Don't mind if I do ..." <br>
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(source: readme.txt Kestrel&Falcon.OXP)
   
 
== Download ==
 
== Download ==
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The Merlin is found in the [http://www.box.net/shared/b2tic3tjsk/1/4083657/41063064 Merlin OXP].
 
The Merlin is found in the [http://www.box.net/shared/b2tic3tjsk/1/4083657/41063064 Merlin OXP].
 
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Revision as of 15:05, 24 February 2021

ship name::Merlin
Merlin sm.png
Size (W×H×L) Unknown
Cargo capacity ship cargo capacity::Unknown
Cargo bay extension ship cargo extension::Unknown
Maximum speed ship speed::Unknown
Manoeuvrability Unknown
Energy banks ship energy banks::Unknown
Energy recharge rate

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Gun mounts Unknown
Missile slots ship missile slots::Unknown
Shield boosters available ship supports shield booster::Unknown
Military shields available ship supports mil shields::Unknown
Hyperspace capable ship can hyperspace::Unknown
OXP or standard {{#set:ship is standard=OXP.}}OXP.
Available to player ship is player flyable::Unknown
Base price ship base price::Unknown
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Overview

An interceptor used by the Police and Navy, but also available on the open market.

Gossip

Overheard conversation in the Benulobiweed Inc. boardroom which was published by SPACE:

Q. "W.T.F. is that ?
A. "A customer said they wanted a Kestrel with more room for cargo."
Q. "Fat-F**ker looks like it's been on the chips !"
Q. "How much money is the R&D costing me ?"
A. "Nothing ..."
Q. "Nothing ?"
A. "Got one of the boys to take a lump-hammer & a welder to a Kestrel hull ..."
Q. "Those are expensive !"
A. "Not if you do it to a ship already sold to a customer moaning about the lack of space."
Q. "That's my boy. I see it now: 'Fat-f**ker by Benulobiweed.inc, hand-built by craftsmen'."
A. "Catchy ... There's more."
Q. "More ?"
A. "There's less metal and more room for parts in one of these; sooo, cheaper to make & fewer Tie-interceptor parts."
Q. "You know I come over all runny when you mention that !"
...
Q. "Slower ?"
A. "No."
Q. "Handles ok ?"
A. "Nearly as good as a Kestrel"
Q. "Cheaper to make ?"
A. "Cheaper ??"
Q. "What I said ..."
A. "Yes."
Q. "Anyone know ?"
A. "No."
Q. "Yes: 'Fat-f***ker, more space, more features, same price !'."
A. "Catchy... Boss ?"
Q. "Yes ?"
A. "Do you think it needs a better name ?"
Q. "No."
A. "I was thinking: 'Merlin'."
Q. "Merlin ?"
A. "A birdie a bit bigger than a Kestrel."
...
Q. "Ooo-yes & also that chap who did magic ! This could be the spell to get us out of the sh*t with GalCop - what ?"
A. "Very good Sir ..."
Q. "Benulobiweed ?"
A. "Don't mind if I do ..."

(source: readme.txt Kestrel&Falcon.OXP)

Download

The Merlin is found in the Merlin OXP.